how hard can it be?

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Occasionally, a recruiter (or recruiter-bot) asks me if I have ‘a particular set of skills’ that they are looking for. Here’s the answer: Probably. What does ‘probably’ mean?

  • I have done most of the things that there are tools for prior to the reliable invention of that tool.
  • OR it is a tool that I used to use more than 10 years ago.
  • OR it means my employer has considered that me doing something on that tool is a waste of their money - in which case they pass this to a junior or cut it from the budget.
  • OR it means I’ve used a tool similar to it, but not the exact same tool, but generally that could not be my focus.

So here is a list of tools that I have used, but never mastered, but never needed to master. In any case, my attitude is, if the tool doesn’t actually suck, how hard can it be?

Tools I really liked, mastered and wish were still around or more popular

  • Wired for OLAP
  • Essbase v9
  • VoltDB (but nobody cared)
  • Hashi Consul
  • Metabase
  • Cognos Impromptu
  • Pentaho

Tools that are popular that I have played with

  • ClickHouse
  • Databricks
  • Snowflake

Tools I liked & built with but didn’t have to master

  • DynamoDB
  • Kafka + Debezium
  • AWS Kinesis
  • AWS Simple Message Service (SMS)
  • AWS Simple Notification Service (SNS)
  • IBM MQ
  • Metabase
  • Preset / Superset
  • Teradata
  • DynamoDB
  • BigQuery
  • Mercury LoadRunner
  • PowerBI
  • Hashi Vault
  • MS Fabric
  • Toad
  • ksh
  • Polars
  • Pandas
  • Tableau Server
  • Grafana
  • JavaScript

Meh

  • Cognos Powerplay
  • Terragrunt
  • ErWin
  • Talend
  • Hyperion Planning
  • Jupyter Notebooks
  • Jaspersoft

Tools I didn’t like but used anyway

  • Oracle Data Integrator
  • Hive
  • Informatica
  • Talend
  • Oracle Exalytics
  • PHP

Never touched the stuff

  • Hadoop
  • CouchDB
  • MongoDB

Ick

  • ABAP